dillzzz:

errthng:

happy birthday fucker!


Never realized I have the same “birthday” as our fabulous internet, but a lot of things make more sense now… 
Also, pizza.

dillzzz:

errthng:

happy birthday fucker!

Never realized I have the same “birthday” as our fabulous internet, but a lot of things make more sense now… 

Also, pizza.

(Source: staff)

funnyordie:

President Barack Obama and Zach Galifianakis Between Two Ferns
The two most powerful men on the planet square off on the set of Between Two Ferns.

So fucking good

funnyordie:

President Barack Obama and Zach Galifianakis Between Two Ferns

The two most powerful men on the planet square off on the set of Between Two Ferns.

So fucking good

k1k1chan:

Look how many fucks I give.

This is gorgeous. 

k1k1chan:

Look how many fucks I give.

This is gorgeous. 

My jam right now

(via rac)

sirmitchell:

Why haven’t I seen this 700 times already? 

sirmitchell:

Why haven’t I seen this 700 times already? 

(Source: memewhore, via pi4nobl4ck)

Seinfeld

"George Costanza's Answering Machine Message"

(Source: sergiotheman, via sardoodledom)

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